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About Me Member Pseudo-Intellectual Ember NicoleFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Months
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...and I lol'd...

Thu Feb 25, 2010, 6:37 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Arkona's "Goi, Rode, Goi!"
  • Reading: Some sheet music...
  • Watching: Spongebob (nyeh...)
  • Drinking: Sprite
This is a conversation I had with my friend Kaleb today... He's so ignorant and doesn't even know it :XD:


Kaleb: So...have you ever had sex?

Me: WHAT? Hell no! First off, I'm erotophobic. Secondly, I'm a lesbian, and--

Kaleb: Wait, you're a lesbian?

Me: Uh, yeah...?

Kaleb: Oh! So THAT's why you're so mean and manly! It makes so much sense now!


(...cue the lolzing...)

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The emo dwarf lives with her kittens and mama in a little shack in wine country. She is obsessed with Marco Hietala and all of the band Korn, though she also obsesses over music, Vikings, Finland, Finnish Vikings, Finnish music, Viking music and...well, anything to do with Vikings, music and Finland. She cannot wrap boxes in paper without using her feet. She enjoys music, television, literature, and envisioning Tuomas Holopainen and Marco Hietala as the homosexual lovers they should be. (Also Jonathan Davis and James M. Shaffer, but that's a little different.) She is sorta anti-social, but only in person. Over the internet she's typically a friendly person. She spends her life on the computer, writing, or listening to music too loudly while sketching. When she's not on the computer, she enjoys singing operatic overtures and Emilie Autumn songs a capella to amuse the voice in the back of her mind, delving into the story of the world in her head, and pretending she's Finnish.

The dwarf's favorite musicians (in random order) are: Korn, Nightwish, Emilie Autumn, Tarot, Sonata Arctica, Seether, Slipknot, Lamb Of God, Korpiklaani, Arch Enemy, Tristania, Jonathan Davis, Brian "Head" Welch, Kamelot, Wykked Wytch, Within Temptation, Northern Kings, Angelspit, Linkin Park, God Forbid, Gojira, Kerli, After Forever, Amon Amarth, Turisas, Ensiferum, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Lacuna Coil, Shinedown, Sixx A.M., H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty), Children Of Bodom, Tarja, Sapattivuosi, Disturbed, The Devil Wears Prada, Evanescence, Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson, Blind Guardian, Sepultura, Evantasia, Circus Maximus, Videodrone, P!nk, Demon Hunter, Testament, Staind, Saraya, Limp Bizkit, Inhale Exhale, In Flames, P.O.D., and a couple others.

That's all you need to know. Toodle-oo.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The epitome of the phrase "dingy li'l place"
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Proper
  • Print preference: Readable
  • Interests: Music, Finland, literature, Vikings, Werewolves, artwork, certain people *cough* Marco Hietala...
  • Favourite movie: Silence of the Lambs
  • Favourite band or musician: Korn, Nightwish, Tarot, Sonata Arctica, many many others
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic Metal, Prog Metal, Viking Metal, Battle Metal, Nu-metal, Fantasy Metal; anything Finnish
  • Favourite artist: Richard A. Kirk and Leks Bronks
  • Favourite poet or writer: This guy named Evan + Emilie Autumn + Tuomas Holopainen (poet), P.C. Cast + Dean Koontz (writer)
  • Favourite photographer: My friend Rae
  • Favourite style of art: Pleasant...Finnish...
  • Operating System: Peachy
  • MP3 player of choice: My iPod, Vlademir Erota-Lyyli DaVis
  • Shell of choice: One I can hide in
  • Wallpaper of choice: One with Marco Hietala's face on it
  • Skin of choice: Pale, clingy
  • Favourite game: Something oldschool like Crash Bandicoot or Spyro
  • Favourite gaming platform: Something easy to control
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mr. Slave from South Park
  • Personal Quote: I'm not insane, and neither am I!
  • Tools of the Trade: Crappy broken pencils that have been eaten by my cats

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Comments


:iconwhutnot:
thanks for the fav!

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if you like Tarja Turunen->[link]
Ghost Love Score. best song ever.->[link]
my Tarja club [link]

My love in the dark heart of the night
:icontheemodwarf:
Of course!

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
:iconsillyspiffy666:
DUDE! Check out my webcam thingy. I made it a long time ago. I call it, "Kitty Teleportation!" PAH!

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"Thank God for stupid poeple!"
-Meh... xD
:iconc-tox:
[link]

Frost + flowers = well..frosty flowers. :lol:

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Forr.....VALHALLAAAHH.
:icontheemodwarf:
AWWWWW! They're sooooo cute!
Could you imagine, a big happy-peppy family driving their minivan down that road and all they see are these two shirtless goth men smiling and picking flowers? That would make me sooo happy...

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
:iconc-tox:
I knooow! :aww: I'd want to join them.
"Mom! Stop the car! I want to go pick flowers with those people!"
"Okay sweetie. Just be back before dinner."

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Forr.....VALHALLAAAHH.
:icontheemodwarf:
Haha! Yes! That would be cool! "How many flowers do we need? "666" I laughed my ass off...

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
(1 Reply)
:iconsillyspiffy666:
BOO! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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"Thank God for stupid poeple!"
-Meh... xD
:icontheemodwarf:
Sure...

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:

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