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About Me Member Pseudo-Intellectual Ember NicoleFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Months
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I love ma Sonata Arctica t-shirt!

Mon Dec 21, 2009, 10:08 AM
  • Mood: Psychotic
  • Listening to: Turmion Kätilöt's "Teurastaja"
  • Reading: Stephen King's "Cujo"
  • Watching: My cats attack each other
  • Drinking: Hot cocoa
Christmas in three days! (I count the eve before as Christmas.) I was just bored, so I thought I'd write some shiznuggets.

I'm working on a Satanic goat picture, simply beacause I love GOATS! Goats, goats, goats, goats...I think they're awesome, and they have funny faces, and their cute, and fun to draw, and :blahblah:

Okay, so last night, I had this dream, like, there was a war between these monsters and my family and some weird scientist guys, and so we were fighting... Then I was suddenly at my grandma's house fighting a praying mantis, who morphed into a praying mantis man (because things do that in dreams,) so I kicked him in the junk, then he started fighting for us good people. So we all stormed this castle, and the Avatar -- you know, Aang, from the kids show -- shot somebody with an arrow and this one chick was all, "Really, Avatar, did you have to do that?" and he was all, "Uh, yeah, it was kinda necessary..." And then suddenly all the bad guys were dead and/or dying, (including my mantis friend, oh no!) so all the other good guys charged into the castle to fight the evil people while I tried to save the mantis man. He and I were talking about teeth, and then...somebody texted me and it woke me up. I was like, ":chainsaw: I WILL KILL YOU CHRIS!!!" I was pissed...

...Yeah. That was my night... So how are you all doing?

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The emo dwarf lives with her kittens and mama in a little shack in wine country. She is obsessed with Marco Hietala and all of the band Korn, though she also obsesses over music, Vikings, Finland, Finnish Vikings, Finnish music, Viking music and...well, anything to do with Vikings, music and Finland. She cannot wrap boxes in paper without using her feet. She enjoys music, television, literature, and envisioning Tuomas Holopainen and Marco Hietala as the homosexual lovers they should be. (Also Jonathan Davis and James M. Shaffer, but that's a little different.) She is sorta anti-social, but only in person. Over the internet she's typically a friendly person. She spends her life on the computer, writing, or listening to music too loudly while sketching. When she's not on the computer, she enjoys singing operatic overtures and Emilie Autumn songs a capella to amuse the voice in the back of her mind, delving into the story of the world in her head, and pretending she's Finnish.

The dwarf's favorite musicians (in random order) are: Korn, Nightwish, Emilie Autumn, Tarot, Sonata Arctica, Seether, Slipknot, Lamb Of God, Korpiklaani, Arch Enemy, Tristania, Jonathan Davis, Brian "Head" Welch, Kamelot, Wykked Wytch, Within Temptation, Northern Kings, Angelspit, Linkin Park, God Forbid, Gojira, Kerli, After Forever, Amon Amarth, Turisas, Ensiferum, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Lacuna Coil, Shinedown, Sixx A.M., H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty), Children Of Bodom, Tarja, Sapattivuosi, Disturbed, The Devil Wears Prada, Evanescence, Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson, Blind Guardian, Sepultura, Evantasia, Circus Maximus, Videodrone, P!nk, Demon Hunter, Testament, Staind, Saraya, Limp Bizkit, Inhale Exhale, In Flames, P.O.D., and a couple others.

That's all you need to know. Toodle-oo.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The epitome of the phrase "dingy li'l place"
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Proper
  • Print preference: Readable
  • Interests: Music, Finland, literature, Vikings, Werewolves, artwork, certain people *cough* Marco Hietala...
  • Favourite movie: Silence of the Lambs
  • Favourite band or musician: Korn, Nightwish, Tarot, Sonata Arctica, many many others
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic Metal, Prog Metal, Viking Metal, Battle Metal, Nu-metal, Fantasy Metal; anything Finnish
  • Favourite artist: Richard A. Kirk and Leks Bronks
  • Favourite poet or writer: This guy named Evan + Emilie Autumn + Tuomas Holopainen (poet), P.C. Cast + Dean Koontz (writer)
  • Favourite photographer: My friend Rae
  • Favourite style of art: Pleasant...Finnish...
  • Operating System: Peachy
  • MP3 player of choice: My iPod, Vlademir Erota-Lyyli DaVis
  • Shell of choice: One I can hide in
  • Wallpaper of choice: One with Marco Hietala's face on it
  • Skin of choice: Pale, clingy
  • Favourite game: Something oldschool like Crash Bandicoot or Spyro
  • Favourite gaming platform: Something easy to control
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mr. Slave from South Park
  • Personal Quote: I'm not insane, and neither am I!
  • Tools of the Trade: Crappy broken pencils that have been eaten by my cats

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Comments


:icontheslaindreamer:
Thanks for the fav!

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I laughed my ass off! And now I can't find it D:
:icontheemodwarf:
:D

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
:iconwhutnot:
thank you for the fav!

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if you like Tarja Turunen->[link]
Ghost Love Score. best song ever.->[link]
my Tarja club [link]

My love in the dark heart of the night
:icontheemodwarf:
No problem!

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
:iconwhutnot:
thank you so much for the fav!!!

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if you like Tarja Turunen->[link]
Ghost Love Score. best song ever.->[link]
my Tarja club [link]

My love in the dark heart of the night
:icontheemodwarf:
Of course, dear! Your Tarja projects keep getting better and better! I can't wait to see "Boy And The Ghost!"

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
:iconwhutnot:
thanks!!

i am still playing around with a concept for that one. its one of m favorites, so i want it to be absolutely perfect.

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if you like Tarja Turunen->[link]
Ghost Love Score. best song ever.->[link]
my Tarja club [link]

My love in the dark heart of the night
:icontheemodwarf:
Of course.

Heh, maybe a lonely child crying in the darkness, shadowed by buildings...That's the image I get when I think of that song.

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NO VOI! MINUN JALKA ON KYLMÄ!! :typerhappy:
:iconwhutnot:
oh, that's good! i had the lonely child. i was thinking about having him actually holding hands with an apparition and having like a sad little teddy bear hanging out of his other had. perhaps i will put them in a lonely street. all creepy and stuff.

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if you like Tarja Turunen->[link]
Ghost Love Score. best song ever.->[link]
my Tarja club [link]

My love in the dark heart of the night

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